The very BEST way to keep your etrog safe is to have it guarded by a dragon, of course! Rivka knows best. (Dragon pic by yeaka.)
Characters from The Second Mango and Climbing the Date Palm, queer Jewish feminist fantasy lit with eBooks in the five dollar range. (Paperbacks available for more.)
Non-Jews: Sukkot is a little like Thanksgiving but with giant alien mutant dinosaur lemons instead of pumpkins.
Shira Glassman 